Escape plans. Poorly executed.

The official uniform for emotionally exhausted van owners and adventurers. Heavyweight Comfort Colors® vintage tees made for long drives, bad financial decisions, questionable parking spots, and realizing your problems follow you wherever you go.

Printed in the USA. Free tracked shipping included.

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Welcome to the Van & Only Society

Van & Only is a fictional club for real people making questionable life choices outdoors. No membership card. No survival skills required. Just poor planning, self-irony, an IDGAF attitude, and a shirt that makes the breakdown look intentional.

Our heavyweight, garment-dyed vintage tees are crafted from 100% premium ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz/yd²) and made for gas station dinners, questionable campsites, suspicious parking spots, and pretending everything is going exactly to plan. Soft, worn-in, and built for people who left to find peace and mostly found more problems.


Customer Reviews

  • ★★★★★ Greg B.

    Got this shirt from my girlfriend. It's surprisingly soft but still really good quality, super comfortable to wear.

  • ★★★★★ Sarah M.

    Super good material, you can tell it's really high quality. I absolutely love this mustard color, it's not too bright, has that perfect faded vintage look.

  • ★★★★⯪ Anonymous

    Great shirt. I was a bit worried the graphic print would feel like a stiff sticker, but it’s actually dyed into the fabric which is awesome. Shipping took a few days but it was definitely worth the wait.

  • ★★★★★ Zach T.

    Huge fan of Comfort Colors tees, love this one too. I prefer the oversized look, so I sized up one size and it’s perfect.